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Two Cups for Mohadi

By Brilliant Pongo

Two cups on the table it can only be Cum-bow More-hardy’s office table…
Those who know will understand the image the desk has not only finger prints but bottomline is there is ample evidence

To be honest he is a weird bloke
In order to get a stiffy he had to drink two cups
Call his married assistant to his office
Two cups of the not so bitter stuff
His member would instantly stand to attention
Don’t strain his eyes with small print, don’t email cause it strains his eyes
Two cups
That’s Cum-bow More-hardy

He is proud of that fact, he is a war veteran
he is still in his mind a soldier although his member
Needs two cups of the ‘not so bitter stuff’
Oh, one day we will delay as the Doves people Nyaradzo people struggle to close the coffin lid
Two cups member may refuse to rest
Though the nation never understood his plans for deviant sexual shenanigans

He will be known as a sexual pervert to the end
Who remembers the sex for scholarships debacle?
Still in a nation such as ours they will bestow National heroes status on Two cups
For the work he did in the office
If the desk could talk it would say
Indeed, he worked long hours, such is
Two cups, Who came and went at the same time’
An old man who keeping his little head busy, drilling his member into the so-called- Slay Queens,
Chivalry Ain’t Dead
Two cups would still ask Chevaughn
Are you alright now?

Are you alright now? Can you give me a f#@k now?”
Two cups, Cum-bow More-hardy