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2011

Mutambara launches verbal grenades at Ncube

PRESS RELEASE- During the past two weeks, there has been a plethora of articles, comments and statements which appeared in the national newspapers, emanating from the Welshman Ncube led MDC. In an effort to cover up the imminent collapse of their group, they have become so desperate they are now engaging in fictional politics.

Man forced to ‘marry’ goat he sexually abused

A Chirumhanzu man appealed to police for help after being ordered to pay lobola and marry a goat he was allegedly seen having sex with. The 34-year-old was caught sexually abusing the goat last Wednesday night by the animal’s owners.

Dynamos vs Pasuwa saga finally resolved

HARARE- Life is expected to return to normal in the Dynamos camp after the Harare giants agreed yesterday to re-engage Callisto Pasuwa on a three-year deal, and end tensions that have been mounting after negotiations for a new contract with the championship-winning coach had broken down last week.

Zimbabwe stops passport production

HARARE- The Registrar-General’s Office has stopped processing passports following an electrical fault caused by the power blackout that hit most parts of the country on Wednesday night. The blackout damaged the processing system at Makombe Building.

Goche named worst cabinet minister in Zimbabwe

HARARE – Transport, Communications and Infrastructural Development minister, Nicholas Goche emerged as the worst performing minister in the inclusive government for the 2011 year, according to the rating of government ministers by the Daily News.

MP jailed for calling Mugabe gay finally released

MUTARE- The MDC-T legislator for Chimanimani West, Lynnette Karenyi, has been freed after spending Christmas in jail for allegedly saying President Robert Mugabe is “a gay who sleeps around with (former information minister) Jonathan Moyo.”

Zanu PF offices in Gweru ‘bombed’

GWERU- The first steps towards justifying a crackdown on Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai’s MDC-T party began on Tuesday night when an explosion rocked Zanu-PF provincial offices in Gweru, shattering windowpanes.

Mubaiwa says ‘door still open for Pasuwa’

HARARE – Dynamos chairman Kenny Mubaiwa says the door is still open for sacked coach Callisto Pasuwa to return to the club if he accepts a modified contract offer. Dynamos parted ways with Pasuwa last week following sharp disagreement in negotiations for a new contract.

Shocking details of Lake Chivero boat disaster

HARARE – Fresh details have emerged that the crew of the speed boat that capsized and killed 11 children on Lake Chivero Dam on Christmas Day, swam to safety and left the children to die. It also emerges that the accident was caused by a combination of negligence, greediness, drunkenness and human error.