Even though President Robert Mugabe was banging his secretary Grace Marufu while his wife Sally was dying of a kidney ailment that has not stopped his Zanu PF party running campaign ads attacking rival Morgan Tsvangirai for getting a 21 year old woman pregnant during a period when he was single.
The retirement age for civil servants in Zimbabwe is 65 years, but the country’s Registra General Tobaiwa (nicknamed To-Rigger) Mudede is 69. There is a reason why President Robert Mugabe has stuck with him for over 33 years.
Three days after MDC-T youth leader Solomon Madzore was arrested for allegedly likening President Mugabe to a ‘limping donkey’ Zimbabwe Defence Forces commander General Constantine Chiwenga called Prime Minister Tsvangirai a ‘psychiatric patient’.
Minister of State for Presidential Affairs (and Political Violence) Didymus Mutasa is desperately trying to cleanse himself of any blame for the tragic death of Christpowers Maisiri, the 12 year old boy who died after the hut his family was sleeping in was burnt down.
Political prostitute and self-appointed Zanu PF strategist Professor Jonathan Moyo is spitting fire over the decision by legendary radio presenters Ezra ‘Tshisa’ Sibanda and Eric Knight to run for parliament as MDC-T candidates.