erection

In a suspected “central locking system (runyoka)” case, a 27-year-old Chitungwiza man is struggling to find an antidote for his penis which has been eternally erect for the past TWO WEEKS! Farai Mutamira of House No 4023 Unit D Chitungwiza, contrary to what his name suggests, is not happy! He is said to have his one eyed monster ‘refusing’ to ‘ease down’.