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By Lance Guma Two days after going to town in the state media trying to convince everyone that the First Lady Grace Mugabe had not attacked Vice President Joice Mujuru, Information Minister Jonathan Moyo now looks like a certified idiot. What was the point of Moyo abusing acres of space...

By Lance Guma “Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house” might be an overused clique but it will have stung home last week for former...

By Lance Guma I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of a 90 year old president who thinks somehow we will magically forget that he remains in...

By Lance Guma Even though President Robert Mugabe was banging his secretary Grace Marufu while his wife Sally was dying of a kidney ailment that has...

By Lance Guma The retirement age for civil servants in Zimbabwe is 65 years, but the country’s Registra General Tobaiwa (nicknamed To-Rigger) Mudede...

By Lance Guma Three days after MDC-T youth leader Solomon Madzore was arrested for allegedly likening President Robert Mugabe to a ‘limping donkey’...

By Lance Guma Minister of State for Presidential Affairs (and Political Violence) Didymus Mutasa is desperately trying to cleanse himself of any blame for the tragic death of Christpowers Maisiri, the 12 year old boy from Headlands who died after the hut his family was sleeping in was burnt down. We all knew Mutasa was lying when he initially mumbled something about...

By Lance Guma Political prostitute and self-appointed Zanu PF strategist Professor Jonathan Moyo is spitting fire over the decision by legendary radio presenters Ezra ‘Tshisa’ Sibanda and Eric Knight to run for parliament as MDC-T candidates. In addition to Sibanda and Knight, Moyo is miffed at another decision by veteran journalist Geoff Nyarota to also join the...

By Lance Guma Vice President Joice Mujuru provided some overdue comic relief over the weekend when she bizarrely declared that President Robert Mugabe was anointed by God to lead Zimbabwe at the age of 10 years and those fighting to replace him are wasting their time. “It was prophesied way back in 1934, when he was only 10 years old, that he was going to lead this...

By Lance Guma Apologies I failed to go ‘Through the Wire’ last week as my energies were deployed towards upgrading our servers (twice) in order to cope with the growing traffic to the website. To quote a phrase often used and abused by politicians in Zimbabwe, “I was seized with the matter.”  I am happy to report the deed is done and readers and listeners...