Nurse infects three boyfriends with syphilis

By Nigel Pfunde and Adoration Bizure

IT NEVER rains but pours for three cheated men! Not only were they played by ONE woman but they also sadly got a festive season bonus of a Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) (namely syphilis). The woman alleged to be THREE-timing is Florence Mhishi (not Nightingale!), a nurse stationed at Harare Central Hospital (Gomo) (Ward 5).

The three men discovered that they were dipping their hands into the same cookie jar on December 23 when they visited their woman with Christmas presents at her flat located at the corner of Second Street Extension and Josiah Chinamano Avenue. The scene of the sexcapade accident in which the nurse played Russian Roulette with the three ‘sexceteers’ hearts is 22 Mushonga Flats.

Coincidentally, they visited their ‘night nurse’ at almost the same time and all hell broke loose! The first on the scene was one gentleman identified as Fatso (Farai) Manyenya who is believed to be in his early sixties according to Florence’s co-tenants. “First to come was Uncle Fatso; we know him because he always comes here and we heard he is the one who pays the rent,” said our source, who is a tenant at the flat.

“When Uncle Fatso was in the flat, we saw the guy who drives the silver Mercedes Benz coming at the same time with another man who is also a regular visitor here,” revealed the source. H-Metro later established that the man with the silver grey Merc is one Paddington Chigutsa. An entrepreneur in the Calibration industry.

Florence is said to have tried to block Paddington from entering and a quarrel ensued forcing Fatso to come out and investigate. The third guy, who H-Metro later identified only as Honest also joined in the squabble as all the three men demanded that they identify themselves and their role in Florence’s life and flat. They were all made to believe they were the heads of the house as it were!

“A quarrel ensued as the three men demanded to know who each one of them was. “They all identified themselves as Florence’s boyfriends and the men were very mature. They didn’t fight and we don’t know what happened behind closed doors,” revealed our source. But they decided to take what was theirs from the flat leaving Florence the tart with a huge task of finding fresh ‘benefactors’ come 2011!

“What we know is we saw the men leaving with property and we are reliably informed that each man confiscated what he had bought for Florence,” added the source. H-Metro managed to get details of what transpired inside after the reporter caught up with Florence and Paddington at Harare Central Police Station.

Apparently, after losing property, Florence lodged a police report alleging that her property had been stolen! The docket was opened under CR No 1350-12-10 and H-Metro managed to have sight of Florence’s submissions in her warned and cautioned statement. She alleged that Paddington came with a group of nine ‘gangsters’ and forcibly took her household property.

In his defence, Paddington argued that he had every right to confiscate the property since he was the rightful owner. “I acknowledge that I took the property but I am the one who bought it with my hard earned money. “After all, she infected me with syphilis and obviously the whole network of her boyfriends was also affected,” said Paddington.

He said that he confiscated his car, VW Polo (Reg No ABR 0834) that he had given her to floss with! Paddington’s wife was also present and she had no kind words for Florence. “That woman destroyed my family but I have faith in God and I am happy that my husband has come back to his senses,” she lamented and fumed.

H-Metro caught up with Florence as she walked out of the police station and she confirmed that Paddington indeed took away the VW Polo but she said she had contributed in the acquisition of all the household property. “Of course I surrendered the car but when it comes to the household property I also contributed money towards its purchase,” she said.

She said that she never infected anyone with any STI but interestingly she sent Paddington a damning text message when he had asked her why she had infected him. The message was transmitted on Christmas day at 2133hours and it read: “Wati wadii more is coming, you have traded (sic) on dangerous grounds”

Florence begged H-Metro to stop publishing the story citing that it might affect her at her workplace. “Inga mota yake ndakamupa wani, dai maregedza kuburitsa nyaya iyi hanzvadzi,” lamented Florence who looked so innocent and pure dressed in a milk white nurses’ uniform!

And she wore the same innocent glassy eyes that would make one think of the puss in boots in Shrek which wears glassy eyes in a bid to seduce her adversaries in order to have their way! H-Metro then received a threatening phone call from one of the alleged boyfriends who identified himself only as Farai.

“Kana uchida kuti mangwana ako asaipe regera zvaurikuda kuita, ngatitaurirane pachirume, you don’t know where I come from and where I work,” fumed Farai. But that did not deter H-Metro obviously. But one thing is for sure; Florence Mhishi is definitely not Florence Nightingale! And at the rate at which she is DOING things with men of different professions, very soon she will have had IT with the butcher, the teacher, the baker and the candlestick maker! H Metro